Audition Notice: Sylvia – Update

I know I was late on posting the audition notice for Sylvia, but I was not planning on going to this audition. I received a call today from the director David Kronawitter. He left me a message on my phone asking if I would audition tonight. I had auditioned for David for Neil Simon’s Fools a few months back. He found my headshot and, I believe, he is calling people to fill still open roles.

We shall see what happens.

Audition Notice: Sylvia

Sylvia

Big Top Theatre will hold non-equity auditions for Sylvia, by A.R. Gurney Sunday April. 10 at 7:30. Call backs will be Monday April. 11 at 7:30pm.

Directed by David Kronawitter. Audition appointments will be in 10 minute blocks. Casting 2 women mid 40’s to mid 50’s, 1 woman mid-20’s to mid 30’s, 1 man mid 40’s to mid 50’s and 1 man mid 30’s to mid 40’s. (This actor will double as Tom and the genderly ambiguous psychiatrist Leslie)

Please be as familiar as possible with the script, because auditions will consist of cold readings from it. Please bring headshot and resume if available. Show runs May 27 through June 12. Rehearsals begin April 17. No Pay Offered. For more information or to schedule an audition appointment call 770-565-3502.

Actor’s Nightmare

I had a nightmare the other night. I dreamed I was in a production and we were at opening night and I did not have ANY of my lines memorized. So I was going to use the script on stage. Then I couldn’t find where I was supposed to be in the script.

Before that part of the dream, I had all my stage clothes locked in my truck and I could not find my keys. So here I was on stage, without my clothes, did not know my lines, nor could I find where I was supposed to be in the script. No I wasn’t naked. I was wearing gray sweatpants and a long sleeve button-up.

But wait, there’s more. Before I realized I did not have my clothes, and before I realized I did not know my lines, there was the phone call: “You do remember we have a show tonight?” AARRRGGHH!

So there I was, on stage with no lines, no clothes, not able to find my place in the script and I was late!

Oh, did I mention that it was sold out?

So no lines, no cloths, not able to find my place in the script and I was late for a sold out show. With all that said, once I was on stage, not delivering any lines, large parts of the audience in the 250 seat theatre were leaving! What a disaster.

And then like all dreams, the plot twist arrived: The remaining audience stood up and cheered. Still don’t know why. Maybe it was because at that point I found my place in the script and read a few lines. So I started yelling for them to be quite so I could read some more and they wouldn’t. Lane? oh yes, the director was Lane. You know, the director of Beau Jest. Lane then told me to let them cheer if they wanted to. OK. Fine by me.

The worst part of all this is that I am dreaming about acting. This isn’t the first time either. Other dreams included auditions and other plays. Is that a good thing or bad?

Beau Jest: Ends with a Bang

The final weekend of shows was Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Based on the attendance the previous Thursday, I was not too hopeful on the crowd. But I was surprised. We had about 40 or so. Friday was not much hirer that Thursday. The downside to Friday was that the crowd was very quite. There were people laughing, but mostly a giggle or two and stifled at that. I was thinking that we had peaked two weeks ago and were going down hill. Saturday would be very quite. This was also Easter weekend.

Saturday arrived. We sold 103 seats. And the audience laughed at every single joke within the play, including one I hadn’t noticed before. The new found joke was a sum of the entire Jewish history from Act II Scene 1.

ABE: “We were slaves? We’re free men? Let’s eat!”

I knew this was funny for a “let’s get though this as fast as possible”, but not as a history lesson.

Saturday was by far the best audience we had during the run. And it was also our best performance. As a cast, we kicked ass. What a night. It was fantastic! It was everything I could hope a performance to be. It is the reason why I want continue acting.

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Beau Jest: Best 3rd Act of the run

…was on Friday night March 18, 2005. It actually started on Friday night during the 3rd act when I forgot a line. SARAH and JOEL are doing the “Fight” as it is called by the director and sound manager (Lane and David). The dialog goes:

JOEL: Hey, I am concerned about their feelings too, but?
SARAH: Oh really. You weren’t too concerned when you got divorced. They were traumatized.
JOEL: I was concerned about there feelings. But I took responsibility for my own actions.
SARAH: Well forgive me for not being as self actualized as you.
JOEL: Look, whatever resentment you have towards me?
SARAH: Is nothing compared to the resentment I have towards them.
(Beat)
JOEL: Oh. Well now we’re getting somewhere.

Amy and I are yelling at each other up until the (Beat). But on Friday I forgot my line “Look, whatever resentment you have towards me?” and we came to a screeching halt. Apparently Lane and David at the same time said “shit”. I know my next line, but could not remember that one. So I thought about the next line, how can I get it out when we haven’t presented the issue for psychologist JOEL to focus on. Amy was also trying to figure out how to help me. But then I remembered it. Now, how to present it. I just can’t yell it out. It would not fit after a significant pause. So in a fairly calm voice as if I had been mulling over it “What ever resentment you have towards me?” Amy being as good as she is, followed suit and also did her next line in a non-yelling but with equally stressful intent. Then I immediately did. “Oh. Well now we’re getting somewhere.” All told we just ended up, hopefully in the eyes of the audience, moving the (Beat) two lines earlier.

So how did this affect the next night? Well I was worried about forgetting my line again. I was thinking about it all first act. At the end of the first act, I assist setting up the table for the next scene. Then run into the dressing room to change for my entrance. I have about 3 minutes to change.

The suit I have been wearing belongs to Kudzu and the zipper was not working. So I never unzip. I just pulled the pants up and buttoned. This time the zipper had enough and completely split from one side. OH CRAP! Now what, I can’t go on stage with a open fly. So I yelled out for someone to get me some safety pins. That closed it up some, but it was still obvious that the fly was open. Time is running short. Well I would just have to try to keep it covered.

I go to put on my tie and someone says “I’d just forget the tie.” That may have been good advice. But I want the tie. So I do up the tie quickly but did not tuck it under the collar. I’ll do that before I go on stage. I jest need to get to the other side and be ready. As soon as I put on my coat and overcoat and leave the dressing room, I hear BOB say something like “you really drink four glasses of wine?” That is my queue to get ready to ring the doorbell. YIKES! So I run to the other side of the stage and arrive just in time to ring the doorbell 2 seconds early. CRAP. I ring the doorbell over one of SARAH’s lines.

Needless to say, I forgot about my tie.

I follow ABE and MIRIAM on stage and I immediately turn and face the closet, to put the coats away. When done with that I check my fly and button my coat so no one can see my crotch. Walk over to the table and sit down. OOPS! Now I remember my collar. I am so flustered that I don’t just fix it. I try to do it in a very casual way, hoping no one notice. Fat chance of that.

Now it is time for me to walk across stage, open the door, close it and walk back … part of the Sader. I almost skip this, but it would confuse the other cast members. Ok, so I get up holding my Haggadah low and using my arm to push my coat in front of me I am hoping now one will notice. I get to the door open it, stand sort of behind it and use my Haggadah to cover my crotch. Well the audience starts giggling. DAMN!

Get back to the table and as soon as the scene is at blackout, I get up and leave as quickly as possible. During intermission, I was asked what was up with the tie. It turns out nobody noticed the crotch issue because of my tie.

So how does this lead to a great 3rd act? Well, I was so upset, angry? well in general just so emotionally charged that the “fight” with SARAH was just as charged, which passed on to ABE and MIRIAM. Amy usually tears up at the beginning of Act III, Scene 2, but that night the tears were flowing. It really was a great 3rd act.

It has been said before that we really look angry, etc. during that “fight” scene, but I normally do not feel as angry as I portray. I did that night. This is what I have been talking about: How to get that level of intensity at a moments notice and consistently time after time.

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