At the end of the play, the case sang the “MASH Song” at curtain call. For the cast party, STEVEN MILLER (Hawkey) and KARIN GOSS (Hotlips) re-wrote the song for the cast:
Sherry guides and leads us.
She keeps us all in check.
Without her fine direction,
The show would be a wreck!
(refrain:)
Oh, I don’t want no more of army life.
Gee, M*A*S*H, I want to go home.
Each night we have a meeting.
You’d better not be late.
Unless you’re dead or dying,
Her wrath will be your fate.
(refrain)
Sherry wants us quiet
When waiting in the wings.
No cell phones are permitted
Or E-lectronic things.
(refrain)
“Good and Plenty” licorice
Is Sherry’s fav’rite treat.
So if you want to bribe her,
Just buy her something sweet!
(refrain)
For sound effects and lighting,
You’ll want a Sherry there
To help the floor in sighting
A Bonwit derriere.
(refrain)
When ev’ry set piece fits in,
We’ll know who heard the call.
And, look! It’s an Ingbritsen;
We always call in Paul.
(refrain)
To change the set, don’t dally!
And so, without a doubt,
We’ll call upon our Kallie,
Till she’s all tuckered out.
(refrain)
Amidst the olive green’ry
And ringing of a bell,
To help in shifting scen’ry,
There’s Megan and Michelle.
(refrain)
We need a handy fella
Who knows what goes in clothes.
Let’s call on Bruce Saarela,
And pay him through the nose.
(refrain)
Agnes, Fritzi, Mitzi —
They need to look their best
In something itsy-bitsy
With stitching by Celeste.
(refrain)
The war in poor Korea —
It hardly was a romp.
But ev’ry day there’d be a
Martini in the Swamp.
Oh, I don’t want no more of army life.
Gee, M*A*S*H, I want to go.
Fin’lly, they’ll let me go.
Gee, M*A*S*H, I want to go home.