Auditioned for “Never Too Late”

Damn it to hell! It never fails that when I audition for Robert Egizio at Stage Door Players I screw up. It really annoys me that I do very well at other theatres but not here. Of the 4 times I have auditioned for Robert, I blew a monologue twice, and for a musical I forced my voice as if I were singing to 10,000 people without a microphone.

Last night, after blowing my monologue, I read the part of the Father. Robert said there are 4 characters similar in nature and so a reading of one would do for all of those 4 parts. The Father, HARRY LAMBERT, was described as a “politically correct Archie Bunker” and “blustery”. The side was read with HARRY’s wife, EDITH. So instead of reading it like a “blustery Archie Bunker” like Robert described, I read it like a morose husband, somewhat sympathetic to EDITH but appalled that he may be the butt of a joke.

Another audition I did for Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, after reading a side with one actress and was to read again with another actress, I was told that the character was a lawyer. I did not think about it right then, but did after I left. I read the side like I heard other people doing, as an angry person. It should have been read in an analytical way. The lawyer is logically stepping thought what he will do to achieve his goal and not angry.

Last night again, I did not really think about it and just read. I did not have much time to prepare and think about the side, but I did not read it like the director described the character.

What I need to do is to keep that information in my head like a mantra
“a blustery Archie Bunker”
“a blustery Archie Bunker”
“a blustery Archie Bunker”
“a blustery Archie Bunker”
“a blustery Archie Bunker”
“a blustery Archie Bunker”
even when I am reading the side. I need to force myself to spend 30 seconds and analyze what was told to me. This is critical in following the director’s instructions. I will never get anywhere if I do not.

This is one theatre I really want to do a play in. There are 4 levels of theatre in my opinion:
Professional/Community – Non-Equity only – open casting calls
Professional/Community – Non-Equity and Equity – open casting calls
Professional/Community ? Invitational only
Professional ? Equity only

Even though Stage Door Players states that it is a “metro-Atlanta non-professional theater that provides a venue to showcase the talents of up-and-coming local actors, directors and designers”, but will cast Equity actors, I still consider it a step above and would consider it an achievement if I were cast in one of it’s plays. This is just my opinion and impression of the theatre.

Still, not even a DQ Hot Fudge Sunday could console me on the way home last night.

Audition for Postmortem update

Apparently a large number of people auditioned on Tuesday night at Kudzu Playhouse. Jason Meinhardt, who will be directing, was at the theater till after 10 PM. Well on Wednesday night, Lane Teilhaber (director of Beau Jest) and I were the only two males to audition. Half-dozen or so females, so Lane and I read with different ladies for the same side. It actually gave me an opportunity to read over the side many times before doing it before the director.

Jason was to phone for callbacks last night and today. I think I did well, but that does not mean anything.

An interesting note: One of the sides I read was for WILLIAM GILLETTE. GILLETTE is well known for his portrayal of Sherlock Holmes and has blurred the lines between Holmes and himself. GILLETTE quotes the well know Holmes axiom “Eliminate the impossible and whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.” This is the single line which defines GILLETTE/Holmes as a character. I never did read that line to my satisfaction. In my mind, a perfect reading of that line within the side could land you the part.

Audition Notice: Postmortem at Kudzu Playhouse

Kudzu Playhouse announces auditions for Postmortem on August 9-10 from 7-9pm at 608 Holcomb Bridge Rd, Roswell. Seeking 4 women age 20-55 and 4 men age 25-65. Audition will consist of cold readings from the script. Non-equity. Stipend-paid. Performances will be October 7 – November 12. For more information or to schedule an audition, call Jeannie Hinds at 770-594-1020 or email kudzuplayhouse@aol.com

Audition Notice: Never Too Late

Stage Door Players will hold non-equity auditions for Never Too Late, a comedy by Sumner Arthur Long, on Monday August 15, and Tuesday August 16, from 6:00 PM to 8:00 PM both nights. No appointment necessary.

“A married man in his fifties suddenly learns he’s becoming a father again. And since his 24 year old daughter and her husband live with him; she gets up for breakfast at lunchtime and he is curiously addicted to solitaire, he finds the prospect of another unthinkable. But then his previously meek little wife begins to lay down the law. Good old fashioned comedy.”

Looking to cast three men 50+, two men 30-40, one man 20-30, two women 50+, and one woman 20-30. Directed by Artistic Director Robert Egizio, rehearsals begin August 22, show opens September 22nd, and runs through the 16th of October. Performances are Friday and Saturday evenings at 8:00, and Sunday matinee at 2:30. All performers paid a stipend. Bring headshot and resume, please prepare a 60 second comedic monologue, and be prepared to read from the script.

See you at the Stage Door!

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